SnokenKeekaGuard
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SnokenKeekaGuard

@lemmy.dbzer0.com

SnokenKeekaGuard 11 points 2 days ago path: 0 24352812, hotness: undefined, score: 11, children: 1
SnokenKeekaGuard 239 points 3 years ago

One teacher allowed girls bathroom breaks without a question but not guys and we thought it was bc girls can't hold pee in since they don't have dicks.

If you can't tell sex ed doesnt exist in this part of the world

Hell that's not even sex ed but anatomy ig

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SnokenKeekaGuard 201 points 3 years ago

We've got a frog tong. Every time a frog gets in the house catch it with a tong and toss it in the garden.

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SnokenKeekaGuard 184 points 3 years ago

Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.

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SnokenKeekaGuard 182 points 2 years ago

As a man whose started 7 different communities I'd like to defend those people saying, if you don't immediately get a good response it starts feeling like screaming into the void.

I started a meme community !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz and it immediately took off and is doing well. On the other hand other my worst community got 2-3 people making one or two comments after a month of 2 posts everyday.

Meme communities do well. Niche communities require lots of people finding it and being active.

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SnokenKeekaGuard 182 points 2 years ago

Thanks for the arrows ❤️

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SnokenKeekaGuard 175 points 2 years ago

A speech therapist would be cheaper to hire

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SnokenKeekaGuard 158 points 3 months ago

Sir a third horny account has hit Lemmy

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SnokenKeekaGuard 155 points 2 years ago

Fucking teflon lobbying wins wtf

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SnokenKeekaGuard 153 points 2 years ago

Now that's quality showerthinking

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SnokenKeekaGuard 143 points 2 years ago

This is very rick and morty, I love it

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SnokenKeekaGuard 142 points 2 years ago

Become the damsel in distress naturally (I'm a 6'2 bearded man)

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SnokenKeekaGuard 128 points a year ago

Once again, remember folks, this is unpopular opinions. Which means this is a good post, not a bad one.

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SnokenKeekaGuard 127 points 3 years ago

Believed this until I was like 16 and so did everyone else in our school.

A girl did anal and got pregnant and since it was anal that got her pregnant she was gonna poop out the baby. Funny thing is I was part of the group conversation that started this rumor and STILL we all believed it.

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SnokenKeekaGuard 122 points 2 years ago

Divorce him

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SnokenKeekaGuard 122 points 2 years ago

I'm not a 12 yo boy, I'm not a 12 yo boy, I'm not a 12 yo boy

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SnokenKeekaGuard 117 points 8 months ago

My apologies to the lgbt+ community. You already have to suffer so much.

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SnokenKeekaGuard 117 points 2 years ago

But seriously what a badass picture

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SnokenKeekaGuard 115 points 2 years ago

It's porn isn't it.

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SnokenKeekaGuard 115 points a year ago

Not again 😫20250508_090757

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