SourDragon

SourDragon

@lemmy.world

Rawr! I'm a dragon! Fear me!

Or don't. That works too.

I'm Sour of the Noodle Council®. I'm here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®

Satire. I'm not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.

Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don't mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She'll chase after them.

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SourDragon 3 points 7 hours ago

Oh thank the gods! I last played the Sims 4 as a best-selling author. Before that was Kills-your-ass, my argonian assassin from Skyrim, who's quirky is she can't help but pick fights with giants, so she died a lot.

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SourDragon 4 points 17 hours ago

And it's ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight

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SourDragon 3 points a day ago

Would you have preferred it in French?

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SourDragon 8 points 2 days ago

I am a devotee of the Mad God Sheogorath himself, so yeah this tracks

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SourDragon 5 points 2 days ago

Do skirt go spinny tho?

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SourDragon 4 points 2 days ago

Professor Oak after a 10yo boy won 8 badges, defeated the elite four, and became champion of the Kanto region:

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SourDragon 13 points 4 days ago

Amen 🙌

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SourDragon 12 points 4 days ago

uwu

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SourDragon 18 points 5 days ago

I wonder if it was a drag queen? Peaks inside Not a drag queen

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SourDragon 6 points 5 days ago

UPS delivered

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SourDragon 2 points 4 days ago

The audacity!

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SourDragon 41 points 22 days ago

"What's your name, kid?"

"Steve."

"Fuck that. Your name is Steve now."

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SourDragon 35 points 13 days ago

Don't you love how not only is everything so expensive, but they're also all worse quality 😁

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SourDragon 34 points 23 days ago

Damn, I need to start going to my library more often

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SourDragon 30 points 10 days ago

Superman gets more based by the day

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SourDragon 16 points a month ago

Human poetry is…confusing 🤔❔🐲

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SourDragon 16 points 24 days ago

Aren't the criminals the one's putting up the cameras? The heroes are actually the ones taking them down.

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SourDragon 16 points 20 days ago

Absolute cinema. 🙌 No notes. Etc, etc, etc

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SourDragon 14 points a month ago

With a cactus, sideways

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SourDragon 13 points 14 days ago

This is very uplifting news! 😄

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