They couldn't have been too mad given the way they continued to plunder the New World after that. Only thing worse than a Spanish ship captain back then was a Jesuit priest.

So you're not going to law school?

They're too incompetent to even surrender. It's like watching half of a three legged race give up mid race.

Take him to Japan. There he will realize that not only are his jeans inferior to japanese selvedge, but he touts a weaker form of racism as well.

I was excited to take home ec, but little did I realize it was basically for people who had never been in a kitchen before. If you were a kid who had parents/grandparents who cooked and let you help out, you were miles ahead of the game.

We made brownies. From a box. Taco salad. Forget what else but it was all box food type stuff. If you're a kid in the US who doesn't have a home cooking tradition Home Ec isn't going to teach you shit.

It's wild that CEOs make more than a few million a year let alone hundreds.

It's only for the flu, right? I'd bet they're still getting a kick of a cocktail before sent anywhere. Malaria is no joke.

Operation Paperclip

You can't bankrupt these companies, it's where all our imaginary money is invested.

You will always pay for portability.

Given how buddy buddy he was with tech, a lot simply moved online. They were using modeling to find victims, but now they probably just stalk IG and tiktok.

At least go Wild Turkey if you're going the whiskey route. Stronger, cheaper, and at least to me tastes better.

New tv show premise: lifeguards do the police physical and police do the lifeguard physical.

Reminds me of The Unicorns

If stability means the pillars of our society are held up by pedophiles bring on the fuckin instability.

The actual self quote is so much worse than the headline

“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”

Sure sounds like someone who is making plans to stay in office past this term.

Maintain eye contact, eat the card. Let them know you want to make a scene.

Good thing this isn't a country that came about because a bunch of rich white dudes got tired of being taxed and started a revolution.

Remember when this cheeto went and asked for Russia to do this exact thing to his opponent? Openly in front of a crowd?