Capitalist sell what is not theirs because they are worthless human beings that can’t do anything.

😩 I tried to upvote the sassy reddit comment

A disturbing realistic sock puppet

If this was true, I bet his dad would’ve laughed.

People trying to force social credit onto the free world.

They grew up thinking they’ll graduate, get a job, raise up a few chicks

Oh gawd, what have you made me do

No, its how cybitches are made

if only amtrak cared this much about their railroads and workers

Kitty can’t die 😠

Does that mean when the feds come, you play dead?

That’s interesting. I do want to know what their source is though.

Yes, the void is massive. Too much free time. Need to touch screen.

You’re not allowed to focus on anything else. Continue the petting.

yall trippin, it should be MMYYDD

Taken into context, who was all celebrating your hundred and whateverth birthday at 4AM?!

High Fructose Corn Syrup is nothing like Honey.

I bet that’s a cool ranch chip

Mushroom!

Many ringtones were basically memes in audio format. Like arnold shwarzeneger talking or akon and lil wayne lyrics. MIKE JONES!