I’d be more concerned if he took a portion of his shirt off

May they all get Mangioned (Mangione’ed?)

In the third one Zuckerberg will be played by Willem DeFoe and he’ll have horns and a tail

What a desperate piece of signage

Wow between that and giving parents the choice to refuse care of their children…Idaho fucking hates kids

These two should’ve duked it out on the lawn for the UFC event. I would’ve watched that.

He really does cover all the bases

Bill Murray gave me a pack of these in 2002. Stg this isn’t one of those “no one’s gonna believe you” things it actually happened.

GREED

The shareholder will love that
Literally everyone else, though…

Spinning in his grave

you heard the machine, seize him!

“We’re seeing no profits….on the books”

If my air conditioner could talk, it wouldn’t shut up about how hot it is.

May they throw away the key

Stop reading my diary!

That’s my Rottie’s name! Good choice!

I’ve found that “homie” works well

Pigs, every one of them