On this episode of Black Mirror....

I'm already sick of seeing his punchable face in my feed.

This needs to not be legal.

How about Roku's "Consent or we brick your TV?"

Please be the onion. Please be the onion.

CRAP!

I disagree about the purpose of email. I end most meetings thinking to myself, "That last hour could have been accomplished in a brief email."

I thought it was the T100 hand from the safe at Cyberdyne.

Well whatever they change, as long as she's not black, the GOP can sleep at night.

If all the meat on earth disappeared tomorrow, I would become a vegetarian before ever knowingly consuming a bug.

Beware opening CSV in Excel. You will lose all your leading zeroes, among other "helpful" edits. Sometimes the leading zeroes are there for a reason!

Tom Scott has a great video on contractions.

https://youtu.be/CkZyZFa5qO0

And look, Anya is wearing "Golden Labia" by Alexander McQueen.

Weight aside, that haircut is atrocious.

We've got Ja rule on the phone, let's see what Ja's thoughts are...

Not if they have different network connections.

Even if the aisles are wider, some oblivious ass with no situational awareness will angle their cart to block you.

Hanlon's razor.

Unironically?

Very Monty Python-esque.

E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!