Nos-faux-ratu?

My cat will steal toast from the toaster if left unclaimed for more than a minute after it pops. Can't leave the loaf on the counter either

Mine will also shred pizza boxes and eat all the toppings. Which isn't great, onion and garlic are super bad for cats

I literally laughed out loud reading the headline. Good shit, hopefully the Find Out season will carry on at this kinda pace. Probably won't, but it'd be nice to see.

The actual last thing you see before leaking state secrets...

Yes, Hasbro wants to make another Baldur’s Gate game that continues to “raise the bar” without Larian

Pfffffff.... Hasbro has a great reputation for being greedy as fuck, and completely deaf blind and dumb to what fans love and enjoy about established IPs. So I'm sure whatever travesty they release will be just great 👍

Except it's totally not. Maybe the only 100% legal in every single country way, but not the only way by half. Fuck Nintendo. Fuck $80+ for a game. And fuck the switch 2.

A fraction of what your regular military budget is. Hell, a fraction of what the government already pays for healthcare.

How dare you attempt to temper my outrage!

I made a complaint last year about one of their emails having a giant banner saying "MAKE GAMING GREAT AGAIN!" they made mildly appropriate noises. Seemed like the person on the other end really just wanted me to fuck entirely off asap.

Well, you're really gonna hate the fat pay out he gets.

Someone, can't remember who...so if it's you (not necessarily you OP, a general you) put your hand up, in a different Luigi thread a month or so ago had a pet theory that I think probably holds a reasonable amount of water.

The theory is that that CEO was knocked off by a paid hitman, possibly contracted by his spouse, and Luigi happened to be picked up as a scapegoat because the NYPD, or the arresting officer, was complicit/paid off a tidy sum.

With this coming up, it's even less of an unlikely scenario.

Can't wait to see what all the folk from ML make of this....

It's that em-dash at the end that really solidified it for me. Was kinda on the fence most of the way through.

I mean....that's a sturgeon....

Yeah, but it's impossible to explain without sounding like a pedophile....

Pretty sure it disappointed most people

Love it, an absolute masterpiece

Without looking into it at all and just guessing randomly....their original creators are dead?

My wife does this in bed, doom scrolls with the brightness up so high it literally wakes me up, and then wonders why she has a hard time sleeping.