Yeah, getting laid is not yet worth throwing out my living situation, and there’s other ways to vent that pressure for the moment.

It’s funny you’re wearing that costume but I’m the one slinging webs…

Dammit I lost the game.

No faster way to bring everyone out of the woodwork.

I’d cover you in butter!

Please don’t prune it, but seems like it could use some plowing.

I need two of them stat!

I’d love to rest my head between those thighs, but I’m afraid I might disturb you.

Y’all aren’t the only ones it’s working on.

Oh it’s not the stockings that make you sexy, but they sure don’t hurt.

Cool, was really hoping it was something like that, and not somebody reposting someone else’s photos. Carry on!

Call me Action then.

Only one way to find out!

I’d offer to make you a sandwich, but I don’t like to share. Maybe I can make you lunch instead 😏👅😘

Oh I am, but I’d really enjoy licking it off her and leaving her a load of my own.

Nope, just a nibble of strawberry

Well since it won’t be a bother…

I’ve got a tree you could decorate.

Never, but it might be too clothed!

The duality of man, I love the tasteful wrapping, but it’d be all I could do not to tear it off like a kid on Christmas morning.