Your ISP is suddenly asking for more money. What are you gonna do? Disconnect from the internet?

LMAO, that pic

Ambulatory deer jerky hooks up with Skeletor's sister

"Never Delete Anything" is Standard at every place I've worked. What happens is that anything that is requested to be deleted is simply marked as "Deleted" in the database.

git gud

And a new ad for the thing you've already bought can reassure you that you've made the right choice. Going forward, you're more likely to stick to that brand and for adjacent products.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_(tree)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCVtB5jlEbk

Forced upon me at a new job. It's disgusting. The divide between good screen and bad screen has been gapening exponentially faster year over year.

A snapshot of most trump supporter's home finances

Not as popular as it used to be, but I still maintain some CoffeeScript apps... even write new code in it.

https://coffeescript.org/#introduction

You still have to know JS, but you might find it more palatable this way.

"I've been gaining weight for like 35 years"

https://www.nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=isNRZJ6icwc

http://www.catb.org/...

Bud, you're still doing it.

"I did it that way because I can't be bothered to do it right."

You're doing it too... terrible choice of first name vs last