The only bad thing about Ethernet cables is that they’re shaped like a goddamn grappling hook. If I wanna pull an Ethernet cable through my desk, I must understand that every other cable in its path is coming with it.

Yep, in exchange for returning him, we’ll let you keep James Corden. No need to thank us.

The alt text is the real winner here. “It is a whimsical rainbow tampon she is extracting from herself.” Is one of the finest combinations of words I’ve ever witnessed.

Holy fuck. This sounds exactly like what happened to me a year ago. One day, it came out of nowhere and I thought I was having a stroke. I was too dizzy to do anything and thought I might actually be dying.

After a month, it got a lot better but I still constantly get bouts of it, especially when I bend over. It makes playing with my kids incredibly difficult at times.

If it turns out I have BPPV and my doctors didn’t think to test me for THE MOST COMMON CAUSE of vertigo, ima be… unsurprised 😅

1. Wait at bus stop for 20 minutes
2. Light cigarette
3. Bus will immediately appear

To save some people a click, growth hormone apparently used to be extracted from the brains of human cadavers in the UK and some children treated with this later developed Alzheimer’s, some of them as early as their 30’s.

Worth reading the whole article, very interesting!

It’s not perfect but PiHole will still catch a lot of the ads if you have the know-how to set one up. Tis a relatively cheap and easy solution that has the benefit of being able to block ads network-wide, providing your router lets you set a custom DNS.

https://pi-hole.net

I just rawdogged this comment

It appears that, like Valve, you have neglected Team Fortress

You can also boil them, mash them or stick them in a stew.

By stealing and selling your private data, the cycle continues!

Ah yes, chemical X, the perfect combination of lead, Teflon and microplastics 💪

Memmy gang, represent

I’ll have you know that I wrote a semi-functional webpage in HTML when I was in college 😎

My favourite alt text on Lemmy

These orbs won’t ponder themselves and there’s nothing sadder than an un-pondered orb

Holy fuck, I have no idea what they were on before but 31% is monumental! Good for them :)

.7z gang, represent

Oh hey, we appreciating Memmy over here?