Ackshually, he never specified that any of those were wishes.

Nah, Sleeping Dogs is on Steam.

Intelligence analysts used the advanced technique that insiders refer to as "basic pattern recognition".

Rare Pelosi W, as the kids say.

Basically, if Cloudflare doesn't like anything at all about you, you'll get a verification page. And, since apparently Cloudflare only has object permanence for Chromium, they'll flag other browsers as suspicious and force you to jump hoops for using them.

Nah, if shitting were easy for him then he wouldn't be full of it anymore.

Well, you're also not the target audience. This is aimed at the people who buy Madden every year, who are already inured to predatory monetization, and so will probably just roll over and take it.

Market traders are probably the only entities on the planet who are still surprised by negotiations falling through yet again.

Worse than nothing: El Taco has finally definitively one-upped Obama's $1.7 billion with this new $300 billion.

Man, the timing on this announcement is breathtaking.

If a full fifth of your workforce needs to be sacked, it's clearly a management issue, so let's start at the top.

Not to celebrate her death, but fucking finally. The woman was literally older than the Golden Gate Bridge and had no business being in government at her age. She should've retired with some dignity decades ago.

A black person hanging from a tree in Mississippi? Sure, it could be suicide, but c'mon. Let's be real here. It's on them to prove that this wasn't a lynching.

Once again, GOP proving that they never operate in good faith.

Man is also a member of the party responsible for the dysfunction, don't forget that.

”It didn’t come as a surprise to me,” she said of his joining the military. “He always spoke so highly of the country, its president, and its people, and he has a strong passion for doing the right thing.”

That's a weird way to spell crimes against humanity, but I guess there's that Texan scholastic excellence for you.

Investing in actual education infrastructure won't get VC techbros their yachts, though.

The affidavit does not mention the full list of influencers, but is still a terrifying indicator of how deep the Russian plot to interfere in U.S. politics really goes.

Well, why not? Name and shame all of them. Normal political ads are required to tell you who paid for them (even if they only do it in the fine print). There's no reason not to hold these schmucks to the same standard just because it's TikTok vids or whatever instead of magazine or TV ads.

but muh 20-d chess

What a fucking clown. Shareholders should be holding him personally liable for tanking the company.

Whine, whine, whine. It's not like the US is the only people with a space program. Just go to fucking Russia already, you piece of shit.