It seems like a no-brainer to just make a better Switch

so Nintendo's next console will be a fishing rod with 3 buttons that uses a smart watch as its display.

OMG the house is on fire, quick, grab the flame thrower!

The plant that went up in flames reportedly manufactures equipment for the Russian military.

Correction: The plant that went up in flames reportedly used to manufacture equipment for the Russian military.

There's a large grocery store chain here that the owner was at the Jan 6th insurrection. A lot of people, including myself, refuse to shop there now.

I know, they sound horrible, right? Imagine tax dollars going back into the communities that pay them. God what kind of awful country would do such a thing?

Imagine using Twitter to train AI. "Why is my AI such an asshole!?"

Twitter is a cesspool.

My view at a concert a few years back. They ended up being escorted out of the building by the police and the whole crowd behind them cheered.

After being in IT and software development for over 25 years, the only printer brand I bother with any more is Brother. It's unbelievable how much better they are than everyone else. No nonsense drivers and they're not constantly trying to force you to buy expensive ink.

Because they don't actually give a shit about society.

I haven't been to the theater in years and just watch everything on my home theater. I bet I've saved even more than you. LOL

Some things just won't wash off, no matter how much you scrub.

But not Apple? The most valuable company in history.

It's almost like Google wants me to trade my android phone in on an iphone.

The bell end

The most indictments, believe me. It will be tremendous. No collusion.

The Microsoft way would be to build the most powerful console on the market, but forget to make any games for it.

He blue screened

A health warning?

Warning: You'll shoot your eye out!

If there were 2 fewer people they would just be hanging out.