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Telcontar 229 points a year ago

Oooh it's a bull's-eye! I was getting all sentimental with the twinkle in the eye and how even cows appreciate beauty... It's a freaking pun šŸ˜‚

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Telcontar 40 points a year ago

I thought this would be the case for me, but when we decided not to for our son, only one person we knew agreed with it. The crazy part is most people would start by saying something along the lines of "ooh it's a boy, how's it going down there?" Like they feel bad about it. But when I tell them we didn't suddenly its all about hygiene and aesthetics.

Also surprised at how many people asked about it...

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Telcontar 34 points 2 years ago

It's very versatile though. Every time my wife asks "why does it xyz?", in my most dramatic voice "because it was real"

She hates it lol

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Telcontar 33 points 2 years ago

You just gave me a new headcanon: the entire dune universe is just tiny people. The worms are normal sized worms being ridden by very small fremen

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Telcontar 29 points 3 years ago

You're a real one

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Telcontar 25 points 8 months ago

If you're ever in Stockholm, there's a whole museum dedicated to the Vasa. Definitely worth a visit. The ship is way bigger than you think

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Telcontar 23 points 2 years ago

This is incredible

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Telcontar 22 points 3 years ago

Props for the interrobang

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Telcontar 21 points 2 years ago

I don't get it

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Telcontar 18 points 3 years ago

I love this

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Telcontar 17 points 3 years ago

Sir this is math memes, not music memes

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Telcontar 16 points 2 years ago

Thank you, cunt

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Telcontar 16 points 2 years ago

What is that ref at the end of the link?

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Telcontar 15 points 3 years ago

Ok but Palantir is a top tier name for a spy company

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Telcontar 14 points a year ago

That's carnivorism. Capitalism is when an organism has tissue made of different genetic composition

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Telcontar 14 points a year ago

I like trains

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Telcontar 13 points 10 months ago

His story pops into my head sometimes when I lie awake at night. It's difficult to describe how deeply unsettled it makes me feel

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Telcontar 12 points 2 years ago

Wow I've never heard a sound in my head so clearly before

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Telcontar 11 points 2 years ago

The little x in the corner

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Telcontar 10 points 3 years ago

That's what I wanna know. I'd love a barometer but I cannot think of any reason why lol

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