Everyone was having a fish party so I grabbed my fish fork but once I arrived I realized I had grabbed my pastry fork instead. Everyone laughed at me. "Want a fish pie?" they kept asking. "Want a fish pie?"

God, I'm so embarrassed. I wish I had seen this chart sooner.

I don't understand. Where are the Bionicles?

"I have 30 passive perception."

"So no one can ambush us?"

blank look.

"... so no one can ambush us, right?"

I can fix him

... wait a second that's fucking mercury.

This is fucking fantastic

Unfortunately for the muggers, their target was Konsi.

Fortunately for the muggers, their target was Konsi.

(Where is the kenku? Is he safe? Is he... alright?)

Perhaps I am an artist.

This guy doesn't even know how problematic Bulbasaur is.

Fire the cancel cannon!

Cowboy Bebop

I suppose the DM has a contingency plan for if someone casts Zone of Truth

Both are good

"I am adventuring to raise money for therapy."

Maybe Ark Survival? You go from caveman to future tech. There's dinosaurs and I like the story.

I feel like this system is flawed but I don't know enough about mushrooms to refute it

Good Me: Hey, if the party wants to use revivify on an NPC, that's really sweet. It shows they're emotionally invested in the game. Don't have the lich counterspell it.

Evil Me: Yeah, have the lich use disintegrate immediately afterwards, instead. Try rezzing that, religion nerd!

Odd goblin in the corner?

That could be anyone. 🤔

Time to start swearing!