Paralives.
The upside is that I somehow managed to buy a furnished two bedroom house for less than 30k in cash.
The downside is that my cooking is so bad that I manage to screw up making a cup of instant noodles.

I kind of like brutalist architecture, especially the interior design. It’s kind of soothing to be around, especially when it’s combined with plants.

Half as much as they have measured, is my guess.

In all of these cases I always answer “Because I like it that way”
I don’t have to explain anything to anyone if I don’t feel like it.

Men without beards "cannot be distinguished from women"

I wish 🙄

I recently had to attend some course at work. Everyone was required to introduce themselves with their name and a single word that would describe them, starting with the first letter of their name. Like: “My name is Chris and I’m compassionate“
Of course my name starts with a T 🤦‍♀️
I was last in line and all I could think was “don’t say trans, don’t say trans”
Ended up with something lame like “technical” 😒

Urgh, over fucking darts?
I really fail to see what her ‘biological advantage’ is over the other players.

Of course there isn’t one, it’s just so blatant.

Silly cat, how are you going to get that big pizza through that tiny hole?

O nice!

According to this 28 year old theory, it's because he died in front of Luke.

There's no dark or light side, there's just trying to die in front of Luke.

Anything really. As long as the bowl is within hands reach I will keep eating until it’s empty.
I just can’t seem to pace myself. So nowadays I try to stick to healthy snacks.
If I gorge myself on something then it might as well be something that’s good for me :)

Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups. Always verify to make sure you(and others) got all the necessary information.

You might worry that you’ll come across as inexperienced or unprepared, but people usually appreciate the effort. And it will save you so much headache down the line.

That’s rather expensive. I expect at least five years if I have to pay that much money.

To be fair, the ‘can trans women be lesbians’ question is one I had for the longest time and didn’t dare to ask.
Idiot teenage me assumed the wrong answer and internalized it as there being something wrong with me instead. It was part of the reason why my egg didn’t crack until I hit my forties 😔

This is legitimately the first response that comes to mind when I’m at a doctor’s appointment that I personally asked for.
Like, I don’t want to bother this nice lady with my problems. I’m sure she has better things to do than having to listen to me.

I was so confused until I found out that Heated Rivalry was a tv show.

You’re not the only one.

I thought I was looking at a history meme and was expecting to find an explanation on how clean sheet night was some kind of medieval tradition :)

My old cat was crazy about Vaseline, I had to fight him off whenever I opened the jar.
I’ve never seen him that enthusiastic about anything else. He was like some kind of Vaseline junky.