I add bananas to corn flakes. I used to add extra raisins to Raisin Bran.

Ah yes, strongly worded letters. That'll get 'im!

That's way better! Dammit.

Sepuku poopuku

Mimosa. Beautiful trees, even though they're invasive. One of my favorite flowers. That's a lovely photo!

The worst one up there. Yes, worse than the dude who eats his kid.

Send them to lemonparty

The cat seems to be 100% sure, though.

I used "kerfuffle" at a meeting at work the other week and it's gotten to be quite popular.

Screaming/fights. Makes my want to curl up into a ball.

I wish for water to no longer be a bipolar molecule.

I lost weight and kind of blossomed in my early 20s, but in my head I was still overweight and awkward, so when I got hit on I had absolutely no clue.

Start spreading buttcheeks

This happened in my game. I spoke with the player about having his character swapped with another version of him from an alternate universe, and he was down for it. Then it happened in game. None of the players realized it. This went on for years (literal real time years) before he betrayed them. It was delicious.

The drinking began...

Please someone create a BTW fork of Arch. Then people can say "I use Arch BTW BTW"

Premium my ass.

I love our local coffee place. We bring our dogs. The baristas bring them cups of whipped cream. The place is cozy and they sell art from local artists. And the coffee is actually good and doesn't taste like someone burned it. I usually make my own coffee, but it's nice to go there once a week and just enjoy being there. That is premium.

Double oopsie! Your driver delivering flowers to your other driver was in an accident! Would you like to deliver flowers to the driver who was delivering flowers?

The app for my headphones has an AI assistant in it now. My headphones.

This is especially important with people in the back seat. I don't care if thaw the law allows people to sit in the back seat without a seat belt on, you're still wearing one. I don't need a human meat missile taking my head off if we suddenly stop.