I guess we didn't save the cheerleader then

That was well worth the price of admission. 😂

I've tried Oppo/OnePlus, but something about their Oxygen OS (I think it's called) bothered me. No experience with the other two.

Pin it to congressional compensation.

"Inexhaustible"

Humans: hold my beer

In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. – Some Hoopy Frood

"I am not discussing what I have or haven't been eating or drinking. Am I being detained or am I free to go?" Field sobriety tests are always voluntary, but you might have to go to the station for a blood test.

If they continue to ask questions, "I am invoking my constitutional right to not answer questions. I won't be making any other statements without a lawyer present."

If they ask you to step out of your vehicle, you do have to comply. "I am complying and stepping out of my vehicle. I do not consent to a search of my person or property. Am I free to go or am I being detained?"

Never talk to the cops brought to you by Shut the Fuck Up Friday.

For such a "tough guy" culture, it's amazing how they live in such constant fear of… everything.

More than that. Carter put solar panels on the White House. Regan took them down. 40+ years of making America worse so the dragons could grow their hordes.

Except the dumfucks have railed against the idea of a national id number since before they removed "Not to be used for ID" from the SS cards. So instead we have a national id number that was never meant to be one and stupidly easy to figure out.

Who don't live in, have never been to, and are to scared to visit the city.

It was like that here when Reddit fell caused people to leave and look for something better. Give it time, and interact!

But that's communism!!1! /s

Your edit is a bit like that in the Fediverse in general. Since there's no algorithm, liking a post in Mastodon does nothing beyond letting op know you appreciate them. I like that.

Doesn't need a pen. He can declassify them by just thinking it.

Don't worry, he'll get hired at another police department in a different state.

I wish /s

Wait, was Naked Gun an actually good remake? I just assumed it wouldn't be.

Ordered delivery from across the street because it was raining and I didn't want to…

Thank you. Borders are stupid, we are all humans and we only have one floating rock. Also, I love the Danes I've met.

The thing about Ar[gentina] is, they always try to walk it in.