Just like everything else in America. Performative, over the top and slow.

That hose would have been straighter going over the car.

I can't wait.

Well he would have to say that, being the FIFA World Peace Prize recipient and all.

This is freaking me out.

I just read Salad Fingers' Wikipedia from a reddit link, which brought me to the first episode. Then I come here for a cleanse and here he is again.

I'm awake in a fever dream.

"That's an absolute lie!"

Oh ok then. Sorry to bother you Mr War Criminal, as you were.

I'll just hold my breath while I wait for the consequences...

But...but...that's antisemitic...right?

That's a separate question.

There's an app called Just Run.

Perfect for getting back into it, and it's free. Do it at a pace you can handle but challenge yourself a little each time to build stamina. Consistency is your best friend.

Youtube for warm up and cool down exercises. Stretch!

I'm no medical professional, or a woman so I have zero insight.

If I were to guess I'd say it's following a larger pregnancy. Twins, triplets etc?

Open to correction.

Can we have journalism without it being editorial?

I'm not American, or in America.

Pure virtue signalling.

I have them on in work almost everyday and I've yet to hear them play a song of his to begin with.

There's more than a handful of member states involved in some form of armed conflict.

Who would be the enforcers?

Ireland would be in the top 10 (if such an index were to exist) as we're currently sitting around #4 in the Human Freedom Index. But we're militarily neutral, and far more experienced in peace keeping rather than strategic military conflict.

So we'd sit that one out.

I'm a 46 year old manager in a company that trades €25m per year and I have already told my boss not to expect my presence for at least a week when this comes out.

There's bots all over various subs calling this AI and saying how grateful we actually are to have him visiting.

Bizarre and scary in equal measure.

Oh look, more good news for society.

I'm more interested to see if their government will keep polling the issue until they get the answer they want.

Sorry, we're talking Iceland not Ireland.

Seriously, it'd be better for everyone if there was a solid majority for it, rather than a thin margin. And they obviously have concerns. So either we address those concerns to add a new member or they re-evaluate. I don't think either are ideal.

I also think that for something as significant as joining (or leaving) that a majorty of at least 60% should be the trigger, not 50.1% or whatever. But that's not how democracy works either.

What was the question?

Some people should be sterilised.