We referred to it as the poop shelf on our last visit.

I am happy to live in the same universe as anon.

Damn. This one hurts. 1000 times.

C is the one you want to marry, but JavaScript answers all of your drunk texts.

Toy soldiers and Nixon's coming...

I feel distracted by that formatting.

This makes me sad, so here is a Shellac track that always makes me happy. Squirrel Song

Squirrel Song.

How y'all doin?

My retired neighbor has an F-45 Tshirt that he procured during his first term.

Bro, do you even squab?

They make reasonably inexpensive racks made for this purpose . I have an adjustable one which I generally tie things into with butchers twine.