I keep seeing this language that the fog "caused" the collisions. No. Reckless drivers who failed to drive appropriately for the conditions are what caused the collisions. The fog didn't get behind the wheel of those cars and press down on the accelerators to make them go too fast to stop for hazards. The drivers did that.

Yup, no reason at all to stop raising prices. Not a one.

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Playing as Peach in Mario 2 was the OG "Funky Mode."

I would even be 100% satisfied with a remaster of F-Zero GX. That game is a masterpiece.

Weird, based on your username I'd have guessed you had different pissing habits.

It was my family's first trip to LEGOLAND New York. We enjoyed it but compared to LEGOLAND California (which we've been to multiple times) it was pretty sparse. If you're choosing between the two, definitely go to CA.

LOL well, they were both technically correct.

The best kind of correct?

Can't believe nobody has mentioned "Needle in a Time stack" (2021).

Oh wait. Yes I can.

But seriously though, I'll throw a real answer out there. It's not my favorite by a long stretch, but it's worth a watch IMO: Paradox (2016). The writing is bad, the acting is bad, and the special effects are literally laughable, but the story and concept are actually fairly fresh and interesting. Good if you're in the mood for a semi-thought-provoking B-movie.

Probably because it's from The Hard Times, not The Onion.