CEOs, embrace torches and pitchforks.

Copilot is shit.

I am asking the world to delete Meta apps. Please.

What a shithole country.

Scientists: we have some good news and some bad news on the pandemic front.

Public: Gimme the good news first.

Scientists: We're going to solve the housing crisis really quickly.

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Porn is great. We are sexual beings. Your shame is unwarranted.

Also what makes you think aliens aren't interested in our fertility rituals. As captain kirk taught us, knocking boots with aliens is awesome.

I hope they are on their way to us now for an interstellar booty call. Better yet, I hope they are covertly here now on a genetic exchange program.

Edit: You know all those weird sex ads in the back pages of alternative magazines. Aliens among us maybe??

Edit 2: To the people downvoting this, this is exactly why you don't get invited to better parties - especially alien sexy parties.

Sexual competition pressures from children.

What a shithole.

Considering how common and easy eye tracking is, this seems like some shitty science.

In all fairness, half the world hated you before. Now you just managed to convince the other half they were right.

So free. So brave. What a shithole country. ಠ_ಠ

If conservatives gave a damn about kids and sex crimes, these lists should have caused enough public rage to burn the party to the ground.

It didn't. So republican are unassailably the party of sex offenders and those who support sex offenders.

It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday […] it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.

• George Orwell, 1984

Fucker Carlson is not a journalist.

Just tell your campus book store that you self-identify as AI. FREE BOOKS!

I have a public list of terrorists. Pam Bondi is on it.

The list is the entire GOP.

“In the wake of this loss, Kimberly and the children are facing an uncertain future,” the GoFundMe page reads. “The costs of James’s medical care and the extended fight against cancer have left the family out of funds. They are working hard to stay in their home and to ensure the children can continue their education and maintain some stability during this incredibly difficult time.

What an uncivilized shithole of a country. Civilized countries have single payer health insurance.

"Republican Women Suddenly Realize..."

No, they didn't. To be a Republican is to abandon realization entirely.

The good men aren't there and don't even know what's going on. I've used Reddit and Lemmy but have blocked the NSFW/NSFL stuff. There is no opportunity to denounce or report because I remain deliberately blissfully ignorant.

Don't worry Mr. Farmer, Hedge Funds will buy your distressed farms for pennies on the dollar after your suicide then profit handsomely from slave prison labour.

Enjoy hell, freakshow.

Last month Canada united to boycott American wines — taking all U.S.-made vino and alcohol off its liquor and wine store shelves and out of restaurants across the country — as an aggressive retaliatory response to Trump’s tariffs on its political ally north of the border.

Not a single mention about the threats of economic strangulation and annexation.

Dear American cousins, tarrifs, while backstabbing the best ally anyone has ever had, are your perogative. Your country, your borders, your rules. Sure we will stand up for ourselves and counter tarrif, but that is just business.

Threatening annexation is what has caused for many a lifelong change. The interviewee who said that "even if everything returned to normal tomorrow, it would take a year to recover" missed the point badly. Canadians are a friendly bunch, but once burned like this will never set foot in you country again for a lifetime and will make the consumer boycot for life. I am one of them.

Even if trump is gone, the dems sweep and get universal healthcare, and become a shiny happy prosperous place, I am done with America. I don't deal with backstabbers. There may be a time when our countries can heal and reconcile. I will be dead before that time comes. This is generational fuckery and America will reap what it sows.