Messiah Shark do do do do do do

Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!

This is what happens when you beat a round of solichair

Posit: Self-destructing chips to protect infosec and enforce digital sovereignty

Practice: Self-destructing chips to protect copyright and enforce EULA

I went to a panel presentation on the early colonies around the Revolution once. When they took questions, I asked if there was any special logistical problems Virginia ran into after due to how large the territory was and man, they treated me like a fuckin idiot. I still think about that. It's not, like, important or anything I just don't have a therapist for this sort of shit

If you've ever lived with a bird, you know the size waned but the terror only grew

Welp, time to go take the longest shit of my life.

-that Russian cop

The sun be crazy. Like, it's more or less a self-sustaining explosion that's so far away the energy of it takes almost ten minutes to cross the void to us, but is still so powerful it can burn and blind you if you're exposed to it for too long. And the effects are only that minor because our magnetosphere blocks most of the solar wind. That wind is coming at us at almost a million miles per hour

We’ve added this after hearing from some that there are times when they’d prefer to just see links to web pages in their search results

It's almost like they know their product is shit

I can think of other reasons

There's a better life
And you think about it, don't you?
It's a rich man's game
No matter what they call it
And you spend your life
Putting money in his wallet

-9 to 5

Cue the downright vicious paleontology blood-feud between the two camps of thought on whether they were tenors or sopranos

Try not to catch any more felony charges on the way through the parking lot!

No coconut? Coward

We call it the Sun. Orbited by the highest concentration of perverts in the whole galaxy

I think the real issue here is the system is reliant on people spending outside their means and taking on debt, so when large swathes of entire generations stop playing the game, those that benefit from it don't know what to do. Other than try to insult and appeal towards the demographic in the same breath.

As a millennial, I've been blamed for bludgeoning about every industry there is. No big headlines saying "Corporate Vampires Confused: No one just lets us drink their blood anymore!"

Folks are wising up and the MBAs aren't creative enough to save themselves. I hope

While I agree with the spirit of the suit, it very much smacks of Lex Luthor suing Veronica Cale for Moral Impropriety

No one gives Tina Tumble credit for starting the whole upside-down-then-not movement

Anytime I think of John Romero, I think of Daikatana and their ad campaign

Naw, that's a fine post. Shit job planting it, though...