I mean, I’m as much of a gooner as the next guy but if you don’t think the one on the right is hot that’s a you problem.

Remember when you prematurely ended your show because of some white guy laughing a little too hard at some of your racial humour in a way that you didn’t like? Well guess what Dave, that’s your fuckin audience now after you quadrupled down on your trans bullshit.

These are the people who you chose after you were politely asked to lay off the trans thing and you refused.

Too much of a disconnected rich guy now to give a shit what the poors think I guess.

Did the Saudi money already run out? You don’t get to cater to these jackals then claim innocence when they run with your jokes.

OH JUST IN TIME

I hope he drops dead on stage with cameras rolling and he’s unable to be resuscitated. That shit will play everywhere.

Turns out masks are easy to breath through when you’re wearing them for racism rather than public health.

To be honest I didn’t really expect anything from Carney beyond being a less insane seeming conservative. Which seems to be what he is.

I’m not really a fan, but I really dislike Pierre.

I don’t expect a lot from the people in this country. If more people voted more left of either L or C I might. But we aren’t dealing with an especially intelligent populace. Made worse by the bleed of US style political bullshit into our country like a shit stain we can’t ever get clean.

Nazis can be gay this time.

That’s called progress.

I'm not even going to look at it, I can tell it's ai slop from the thumbnail.

Honestly I wish I had looser morals so I could scam some right wing morons and not feel guilty about it.

Clearly a stoned turtle.

This is like literally all I want to see from politicians currently.

Oh, I thought she was his sister at first.

Gonna be fun for the two sisters raising their kids alone after that dude goes out in a meth lab explosion.

Well they’re shutting down the Metaverse which they literally renamed the company for.

So presumably they’re running a real tight ship over there.

Oh sure, but it's the lefties who are in their echo chambers.

Yeah I’m testing out dynamic buying. If it’s too expensive I don’t buy it.

I’m never buying a “smart” appliance for my home if I can help it.

None of these need this shit. Give me basic ass buttons. I just need my fridge to be cold, make ice, and spit out water. That’s as smart as I want.

None of these things need a wifi connection.

This is the old man hill I will die on.

I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

Ding ding ding!

The reason it feels like people from that era are angrier and dumber than they used to be is because they literally are! It’s literal brain damage!

A bullet in each of their brains would be too kind.

Took me a second like “what does Lego have to do with loss… oh”