Are we great yet?

I'm great, compared to 5 minutes ago when i really needed to pee.

So cute! Thanks for sharing!

They just haven't shown it to enough school kids yet. That will fix it!

It would have been pretty awesome if iran put that into the deal.

My biggest hope now is that he legally purchased the gun with no background check from a maga at a gun show.

Old cars.

Apparently It's supposed to get rid of the browns and the gays and the women and everyone else until it's just a bunch of old white men sitting around, counting money, and masturbating to AI porn? Kind of like a hateful gross version of Scrooge McDuck.

I once read a personal ad - "single white female, 8 inch clit"

We have too many labels. You're a human who knows what you like today. It's ok if something totally different floats your boat tomorrow.

If your policy covers wind they claim the damage is from water. If your policy covers water, they claim the damage is from wind. If your policy covers both, they claim a hurricane is exempt as an act of god.

Do you snore? Get a sleep study and a CPAP - thats pricy! Need a colonoscopy? Gel shots in your knees? Any family histories that would warrant testing for cancer markers?

And giving updates!

Concept of a family

I believe that dipshit is the best insult. If you call someone a bitch or asshole, it's like a badge of honor, but dipshit r is kind of emasculating and really captures the whiny middle schooler inside while also sounding like just a silly word.

That's a major success and you should be super proud of yourself! You saved a ton of $$ and learned something new - total win-win!

I upvoted this but it didn't feel like enough so I'm adding my own...

What the fuck?!?!

You're being bullied. He will continue because he thinks you won't respond. Bullies get worse, not better.

It is extremely concerning. We no longer have three separate branches of government acting as a system of checks and balances.

The cost is already outrageous!! Its disgusting how it takes advantage of families who are already struggling.

Guy goes to the news stand every morning, looks at the stack, grumbles, and walks away. One day the seller asks him what he's looking for.

"An obituary."

"Obituaries are at the back, not on the front page."

"The one I'm looking for will be."