Instructions unclear. Roommate shat his pants while stabbing me repeatedly. Please advise.

Unpopular Oponion: None of us has a soul Ergo: Porn is indeed free.

Well maybe you pay with your personal data and dignity though.

A look to die for.

Die FDP ist der beste Beweis dafür wie korrupt unsere Politik und wie dumm unser Volk ist.

I wish she would. But nooooo they are just gonna die while guzzling down her payments, for which I have to work 10 years longer for and will get less no matter what.

I AM SO SICK OF IT

Edit: I don't want to avenge anything anymore. I am just so tired of this hopeless situation, where no one who could do something, does anything to prevent it.

Dude he pulled a gun on an unarmed man. Owning and carrying a gun outside of court? Yes, fine whatever. Inside the court where no one except the bailiff(s) is supposed to have a weapon? Nah mate. No fucking way.

I don't know if you are joking and I am whooshing it but: Putin. He was former.. i believe even chief of the KGB. Was stationed in East Germany for a while and made quite the career. And now he instigated himself as a Russian Erdogan who can rule for as long as he wishes.

Using the app forces you to log in (via email or similar). And that can be backtracked to you if you're not careful!

It worked in Africa... for the swiss cunts at least. #fucknestlé

Either that or a few more friends. An unholy sabbath wont work without a proper orgy taking place.

Never let your potato-pc run after midnight. Or this will happen.

You should be. Those women are vicious and horny. A bad combination if you aren't into them.

Stör-t dich das so sehr?

Rule: never do anything you wouldn't like to explain to the paramedics

Sorry... muss dir leider widersprechen. Der Beweis sitzt leider in meinem Freundeskreis und hält sich für politisch sehr gebildet.

I seem to have anxiety, depression and ADHD all at the same time. The holy trinity

Damn. Now the Cleric and Bard have to break him out of prison. Again

Honestly? That does sound impressive. Imagine a killer being caled el pendejo for the way he kills. Wouldnt wanna meet that guy

Ne Brudi... 9Gag ist wie rechte Chatgruppen. Glaub mir. Deutlich schlimmer als der Durchschnitt.

Gotta catch them fans young. Scar them and make them love you