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TurtleJoe 134 points 2 years ago

I'm the flip side, Go back and watch Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Once you're done cringing at the racism, think about the fact that Harrison Ford went on an intense weightlifting program for that movie, and was considered the most shredded leading man in Hollywood at the time. Actors using steroids has become so common that it has also skewed our perception of a normal fit guy's body.

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TurtleJoe 127 points 3 years ago

We can excuse the racism, the transphobia, and the antisemitism, but we draw the line at drugs!

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TurtleJoe 105 points 3 years ago

It's my opinion that every single person in the upper levels is this organization is a maniac. They are all a bunch of so-called "rationalist" tech-right AnCaps that justify their immense incomes through the lens of Effective Altruism, the same ideology that Sam Bankman-fried used to justify his theft of billions from his customers.

Anybody with the urge to pick a "side" here ought to think about taking a step back and reconsider; they are all bad people.

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TurtleJoe 86 points 3 years ago

When you read this comic, it makes you realize that it shouldn't have been surprising that Bill Waterston retired the strip suddenly and moved to a remote cabin in the middle of nowhere to paint watercolor landscapes.

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TurtleJoe 75 points 3 years ago

Texas: if your abortion is medically necessary, you and your doctor must go to court and prove it.

Kate Cox: goes to court and proves it.

Texas Supreme Court: If your abortion was truly medically necessary, you wouldn't need to go to court to prove it.

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TurtleJoe 57 points 3 years ago

Why are all those people giving Reddit money by buying awards for that post?

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TurtleJoe 54 points 3 years ago

I have a friend that is a sales manager for private planes. He said business exploded during the pandemic and then never slowed down. This despite flights being eye-wateringly expensive (like, 20k for one-way is a great deal, because you managed to book an empty leg.)

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TurtleJoe 54 points 3 years ago

Yes, but I once saw a cyclist run a stop sign. These two things are obviously exactly equal, and bicycles are just as dangerous as cars. I am very smart.

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TurtleJoe 53 points 3 years ago

Not that hot a take. It also maybe misses the point: those AMAs pull in tons of clicks and comments. Reddit wants interactions to show advertisers.

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TurtleJoe 48 points 3 years ago

She even got the inflection the way you would if you were using air quotes around a word. Verbal italics, if you will.

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TurtleJoe 48 points 3 years ago

I know it can be difficult to search for answers when you have questions. I did a deep dive into the subject matter, and found the following info hidden within the first sentence:

Overtime pay for cops in New York's subway system increased from $4 million in 2022 to $155 million over the same period in 2023, according to an analysis by Gothamist.

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TurtleJoe 47 points 3 years ago

I'm with the commies on this one. We need to nationalize utilities like energy distribution. No reason to have a profit seeking entity in charge of necessities like electricity.

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TurtleJoe 46 points 2 years ago

But of course, police are given 3 months of training tops, so they just fire them wherever.

I don't think they fire them wherever. I think they aim at people's faces because they think it's funny.

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TurtleJoe 45 points 2 years ago

Number one cause of death of pregnant people in the US is murder. I wonder what the rates are like in these states versus others.

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TurtleJoe 43 points 3 years ago

Vaughn’s confession contradicted the facts of the crime, but the judge sentenced him to life in prison anyway, commenting, “I’m sure that some governor somewhere down the road will reduce the sentence or commute it to a term of years.”

It's awful at every step.

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TurtleJoe 42 points 3 years ago

Back in the day I worked in a restaurant that closed down, and the owner tried to steal all of our last two weeks' pay.

It had been announced ahead of time that the place was going to close at the end of the month, and we were actually a very popular place, so the last two weeks were completely sold out, crazy busy, and there should have been lots of tips. After we closed, they kept dragging out the date we could get out last paychecks, then finally just tried saying, "there won't be any last paychecks."

All of us employees got together with a lawyer and they sent a letter saying that they needed to give us our last paychecks or we would file a class action lawsuit for all the tips they'd been stealing out of the tip pool. He then relented and agreed to pay us our last checks, but refused to mail them. When I went to pick up the check, dude really had the balls to try to shake my hand and say, "Hey Turtle Joe, how's the summer going? Take any vacations or anything?"

I left him hanging and said, "No I've been out of work for months now. I'm not here to talk to you, I just need my check."

P.S. we sued him for wage theft anyway and ended up taking him for almost $200k.

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TurtleJoe 42 points 3 years ago

If he wins, we're done. No doubt about it. However, if we hold back the fascists this election (this includes the House and Senate,) there is a real chance at landing a huge defeat to maga extremism in '26 and '28.

Yes, you should be paying attention to your local politics: right wing extremism is on the rise everywhere.

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TurtleJoe 41 points 3 years ago

This was a case where you needed the sarcasm tag. Up to then, it was a totally "reasonable" comment from an AI bro.

BTW, plug "crypto" in to your comment for AI, and it's a totally normal statement from 2020/21. It's such a similar VC grift.

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TurtleJoe 38 points 3 years ago

Your liver doesn't have any nerve endings inside of it, so your have no way of knowing if there's something wrong with it, unless it suffers a traumatic injury. So don't worry, the pain your feel isn't your liver failing, because you'd never notice it.

Hopefully everybody finds this reassuring.

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TurtleJoe 37 points 3 years ago

Russian State TV ran celebratory pieces when the House elected Johnson as speaker. He's been in their pocket for a while.

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