Shut up with yer stupid words and put some more Ow, My Balls!" back on!

The irony is overwhelming

Same here and it wasn't a fun ride, but I hope Broadcom burns itself into the ground.

That's a horny truck

Sheeeit, I just took some of that cough syrup. It's prescription now but boy will it knoc...

Not the onion? Huh...

Happy cake day!

Shhhh... We don't talk about that.

I think he should still play in the street

I am Jack's total lack of surprise

Oh hey, it's my cake day? I had no idea.

That's some Jagermeister, just about as bad.

Woohoo!!

So grand, this old party...

It's even better if Epstein puts it on for you.

That's hilarious. 100% of the contacted population told them to fuck off. This is the definition of persona nongrata.

Dude needs to open a gofundme for that one. I'd give him ten bucks for the delivery of what many of us think.

They also do spyware. They just renamed it "AI."

Dude, where the fuck did they find this guy? I never heard of him and BAM...dude is saintlier than most of the Catholic Church.