Some might even call this million years battle a cold war

No this is Patrick

Related: standing is also bad for you

Guess I'll just die

Oh shit, thank you for letting me know. I'll look into this more closely and start advising people of this info. I appreciate it!

For the curious: the singular is pieróg

Sadly this is no longer true of Costco where I live. You now need a membership to use their pharmacy in at least my part of the US.

Edit: See below, sounds like I was wrong

This meme already ignores the fact that it's only produced a calendar of 364 days.

Most proposed versions I've seen of this calendar have New Year's Day as a standalone holiday, so the leap day presumably tacks on to that every 4 years?

Please never fix that typo

Thirty or forty more mistakes like this, and I might start to think this Susan Collins might not be a good judge of character

On top of everything others have said, there's no watermark, signature, url, etc from an original artist. Webcomics like this will always have one unless it's removed by a reposter, which yeah, that happens, but I feel not as often these days. And when it does, it's a pretty shitty thing to do, and not a good situation either.

Jesus, if Trump's behavior is normal to you, you must have a lot of childhood trauma to unpack. I'm so sorry for whatever you went through. Have you considered therapy?

I mean, by that metric, we've got decades of evidence

Randall definitely has significant artistic talent, but there are hundreds of examples from xkcd that absolutely support the argument.

There's literally an internment camp planned at gitmo.

The hyperbole has been going on so long that maybe it's easy to miss that it's getting progressively more accurate.

Who did you switch to? I'm looking to leave proton too with all this.

Jesus Christ, you just made a compelling argument on behalf of rage comics. I'm pleasantly impressed.

Either I'm misunderstanding you, or you're misunderstanding the situation. They are not pulling heat from the ocean, they are adding to it. And unfortunately that heat is doing a bad job of raidiating into space.

I'm stealing this phrase for the next time I poop in the display toilet in the store

When an innocent person is killed, even if you mistakenly thought they really really deserved it, that's murder. What do we do with murderers? We kill them. But if one supports a system that murders, they become party to that murder. I'm not keen on being a part of a murder system, no matter how occasional.

Alternatively, to appeal to the selfish, if one is willing to allow a few innocents to die for a broken system to function, they they'd better be okay with being one of those innocents.

Either way, I don't trust the state to decide who lives and dies.

You should introduce the second half of your sentence to its first half