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@lemmy.world

UnmetPlayer 25 points a year ago

I was dating a rather chubby Mormon girl for a long time. Sex outside of marriage was a sin and made her feel guilty. She would always have an internal struggle when we were making out during foreplay. She then proceeded tell me about previous times she'd had sex with men and felt guilty after, and with some gentle pressing, she elaborated. Many of them were from the church, most of them were older than her, and many of them were married. Her first time was when she was 19 with a guy 20 years older than her, she babysat his kids for years. He convinced her to suck his dick in the car afterwards, and then had sex with her at her home when he learned her roommate was on holiday. She let almost anyone who showed interest in her get inside, all while feeling "guilty" the whole time.

She was always down for sex, I never hard to pressure her into do anything, she always chose dick over adhering to her religious beliefs. She would orgasm just from giving a moderately rough blowjob, and

I went with her to the church twice, under duress, and wondered how many of the men in the congregation had fucked her. She told me that she always confessed her sexual activity to the Bishop, because lying to the Bishop is a greater sin apparently.

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UnmetPlayer 18 points 3 months ago

If only there was a worthy heir to inherit my pornhub subscription

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UnmetPlayer 18 points 2 years ago

At this point, it would be rude not to!

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UnmetPlayer 11 points a year ago

The political term is auto-coup.

A government in power overthrowing the system that got them to power to hold on to their position.

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UnmetPlayer 10 points a year ago

D so I can still dip my timtams in vegemite

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UnmetPlayer 10 points 2 years ago

I like to imagine them all getting shifted one house to the left.

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UnmetPlayer 9 points a year ago

Ships in intl waters are still governed by the laws of their flag state. I don't see why this wouldn't also apply to the ISS as a US-flagged vessel

Edit: I assume the modules are flagged differently. I imagine Zvezda and the Soyuz's are flagged Russian, etc. or maybe the ISS is jointly flagged under US and Russian laws at the same time. Or the laws of the citizens home country is applied individually or something.

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UnmetPlayer 8 points a year ago

Honestly, stealing from the manned checkouts is easier. I just tell them "This bag is from another store" and while that's true, I bought the bag from aldi, the contents are all from here. And they don't get paid enough to even look up or deviate from their programming.

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UnmetPlayer 7 points a year ago

I went hiking at the top of a hill above an old abandoned quarry, and spotted some people down below swimming in the quarry lake, two girls and two guys. Both of the guys were naked and one of the girls was. I watched from a distance and hidden under the shade of a tree for about half an hour, then wandered off.

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UnmetPlayer 7 points 3 months ago

Another gender neutral bathroom opening up wherever they bury this goblin.

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UnmetPlayer 7 points a year ago

How come?

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UnmetPlayer 6 points 2 years ago

Someone please delete .cx

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UnmetPlayer 6 points a year ago

She didn't actually tell the Bishop who she'd been having sex with, that's not part of confession to name and shame. She only had to confess what she'd done and how many times. And there were other things, like smoking weed and drinking alcohol she was confessing.

But yeah, although reserved, she was a people pleaser through and through. She worked at a coffee shop when I met her, and I fucked her back at my house after our first date.

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UnmetPlayer 4 points 2 years ago

Just put down some moisture absorbers, it'll be fine.

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UnmetPlayer 4 points a year ago

You are supposed to turn them around and cum on both of their faces like in the simulations!

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UnmetPlayer 3 points a year ago

Bruh you don't learn how to captain a boat while 5 miles out to sea!

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UnmetPlayer 3 points a year ago

Hired for her long neck

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UnmetPlayer 3 points a year ago

Everything I have is for my wife, and she is my sex toy.

  • A pussy lotus flower, it's a sort of vibrating, sucking thing that produces orgasms in 30 seconds when applied directly to the clit

  • A rather small "4 vibrating penetrator in metallic purple, which was very popular until pinkie moved in. We still use it a lot but mostly as a clit vibrator

  • A rather large pink suction dildo with realistic head, veins and balls called Pinkie that was supposed to be "8 but is closer to "10. It took some gentle practice to get it to fit into her at first but nowadays she can take it all to the balls. She likes to use it, either suctioned to a wall while she spitroasts herself on it with a dick in her mouth, or with me fucking her with it while she sucks off one of our friends

  • A simple blindfold, headphones and some cotton rope cuffs that I made, that we use to tie her arms to the bedhead and blindfold her so she doesn't know who is fucking her when I have one or more friends over to take turns on her.

  • a kind of ribbed corset thing if that counts, that she likes to wear that sort of lift and push out her tits a bit but don't cover them, that she can wear under her T-shirts so her tits bulge out even more than normal, and keeps her nips visible when they are hard. We both like her to wear it out in public, especially when grocery shopping, so we can watch men staring at her tits

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UnmetPlayer 2 points a year ago

She preferred to be bent over, doggy, probably because she was body-conscious especially about her belly, but she would usually do whatever position I wanted her to do. She didn't like to be naked, for the same reasons, but once she got wet enough she would take it all off if that's what I wanted.

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UnmetPlayer 1 point a year ago

Okay

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