I'll allow it.

I've been 'fuck EA' for a long time, but this buyout has guaranteed I'll never touch another of their games again under any circumstances.

'The Gift' 2015

cough Myanmar ahem

"Well I say I'm fit as a fiddle, and just what the country needs!" - OK Schumer.

It's not a joke. It's never been a joke. If americans can't wake the fuck up and realize the seriousness of the threat, then the real joke will be the sick cackling laughter of the right as a boot heel stomps the nations collective face continuously for decades.

She looks like Old Gregg mated with a diseased salmon.

"Hey bro, I heard you like things stuck on top of poles."

Shame. 🔔

He's chilling with BBL Drizzy

Yep. I use all of these, and it would be utter bullshit to lose access over poorly thought out lawmaking.

Ok here me out, we get the tree planters to plant massive weed fields all over the Canadian wilderness, then whenever the fires blow smoke south, is has the side effect of chilling America the fuck out for a minute.

This would be a great setup for a dark comedy.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Dum-da-dum-dum-dum!

Scavengers Reign.

These are for keeping your 200 page film script together as you shove it through the crack of the rapidly rolling-up window of a hollywood producers car.

Can I get desperately needed help please??? N.O.

What was he supposed to do, stop committing horrific crimes?