This is the better internet.

You know you misspelled a word there. Don't expect me to hold your hand in figuring out which one.

I don't want to be on any site that doesn't post shit like this.

They taste like shit, I agree. I never buy any softdrink that I know contains any artifical or natural sweetener except sugar. I just don't enjoy them at all, and that's kinda the whole point of soft drinks.