Narcissists like him would never seek failure intentionally.

Replace the big wolf with a log for accuracy

Intense Vietnam flashback

As if the girls won't do the same thing

I hope the infight between Putin and Prigozhin is nasty enough that the Freedom of Russia Legion and Russian Volunteer Corps can give them both a run for their money.

ACAB

“Oh look! Free meal!”

50/50. You win sometime, you die sometime.

You'll probably run into some ban-happy admin that's all.

Good. Die before it can interfere with the upcoming election.