Goals, lots and lots of goals

45 year Goals 20 year Goals 10 year Goals 5 year Goals 3 year Goals 1 year Goals 9 month Goals 6 months Goals 3 months Goals 1 months Goals 2 week Goals 1 week Goals 3 day Goals 1 day Goals 8 hour Goals

And not all Goals have to be achievable. My 20 year goal is to be so rich I'm able to pick what country I want to live there and pay someone else to figure out the paper work for me before I buy a mansion in that country and fly there on my private jet

Will that actually happen? Probably not. But whenever I don't feel like pushing through that extra task, I remind myself that it definitely won't happen if I don't try. As they say, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. And yeah, I probably won't get that rich; but trying to get that rich has helped me climb the corporate ladder and honestly, I do pretty well

Shoot for Pluto and maybe you crash on Jupiter. Still, that's pretty good. Yeah, if your goal was the Moon you would have succeeded, but you might have also given up and never realized you could have gone further

Shoot beyond your means

There were people behind him

He's not trolling, that would require him to be clever

He's just an idiot

It's like that scene in Family Guy where Peter Griffin becomes a staunch feminist and decides to go to the Million Man March to tell the MEN that it's their fault there is crime and violence in the world... just a bumbling fucking moron who doesn't realize he just told a bunch of BLACK men that it's there's fault there's crime and violence in the world

Except this shit actually happened in real life and you won't let yourself realize it

I'm not annoyed you guys are shitting on Elon, fuck him, I'm annoyed you're so eager to always see the worst that you won't let yourself see that what actually happened is one of the funniest fucking things that's happened in like 100 years

I don't even think he's that smart

I think he's just a fucking moron that didn't realize what he was doing. It's like something Peter Griffin would do on Family Guy except, in real life

It's hilarious and I'm not annoyed people are shitting on Elon, I'm annoyed people are so ready to see the worst in everything that they literally can't see one of the funniest fucking things that happened in a long time

Yeah, and he says, "My heart goes out to you"

It doesn't even make sense to do a Nazi Salute there. He's thanking the audience for voting for Trump because the election was important

It's hilarious because it's one of the funniest Faux Pas to happen in like 100 years and I'm sad you motherfuckers are too think to see it.

It's not rationalization, it's literally what happens

He's talking about how important the election was and how he wants to thank everyone for voting for Trump. I believe the exact quote is, "my heart goes out to you"

Sucks you are so full of hate you literally won't let yourself see, and laugh at, one of the funniest Faux Pas to happen in like 100 years

What happened is beyond hilarious.

It doesn't even make sense to do it on purpose. Nothing he said had anything to do with that.

It sucks you guys are so full of hate that you literally can't laugh at one of the funniest Faux Pas to happen in like 100 years

Shit's hilarious and you're raging hate boner won't let you see what actually happened and realize how hilariously stupid it is

Sucks for you I guess

Yes, that's how I know he wasn't saluting Hitler but instead thanking from from his heart.

I believe he says, "My heart goes out to you"

He's a massive fucking idiot doing an incredibly stupid thing and that's funny as fuck. It's a shame you are all so angry that you literally can't laugh at one of the funniest fucking faux pas to happen in like 100 years

Here's what happened:

He stood on stage and said something like, "And I thank you all from the bottom of my heart"; then he grabbed his heart and waved to the audience

Does it look exactly like a Nazi Salute? Absolutely; and that's what makes it so fucking funny. The dude is such a massive fucking moron that he accidentally stood on a world stage and gave a Nazi Salute three times.

What he didn't do was stand on stage and then Heil Hitler

Here's what happened:

He stood on stage and does this, then says that "my heart goes out to you"

Does it look exactly like a Nazi Salute? Absolutely; and that's what makes it so fucking funny. The dude is such a massive fucking moron that he accidentally stood on a world stage and gave a Nazi Salute three times.

What he didn't do was stand on stage and then Heil Hitler

If you want to get technical, a Nazi Salute does not flat palm the heart, it's that sideways hand all the way through. And why does he flat palm his heart? Because he was thanking the audience from his heart. There's no need to lie about what happened, what happened is incredibly fucking stupid and make him look dumb as fuck on it's own

No, but you might be

Here is what actually happened.

He stood on stage and said something like, "I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart", then he grabs his heart, and waves to the audience

Does it look exactly like a Nazi Salute? Absolutely, and that's what makes it so funny. The dude is such a massive fucking idiot he accidentally gave the Nazi Salute on a World Stage. And not just once, he waved to three different parts of the audience, doing it three times

Did he actually stand on stage and Heil Hitler? No

No amount of your shitty gifs are going to change that this is what actually happened

lol, I see this kind of dumb shit escaped reddit

I guess I should expect to see stupid people everywhere

The man stands on stage and says, "And I think you from the bottom of my heart" and then he taps his heart and waves

That's factually, actually, literally, what happened

Is also a Nazi Salute? Yes, and that's what makes it so fucking funny. The dude is that much of a fucking dipshit he accidentally gave the Nazi Salute

Did he stand on stage and literally Hail Hitler? No

I'm an American and I also have an unfavorable view of the USA

Don't get me wrong though, I don't hate America. I'm not unhappy in America. My day-to-day life in America is not bad at all

It's just, there are a lot of idiots here and it's exhausting being surrounded by them

Like I turn on my TV and I see a commercial for "Patriot Glasses". They are, "Tactical Sunglasses" and the advertisement claims that Navy Seals and shit use them so if you're a real Patriot you need them too. And the commercial is a guy driving his truck through the mud and shit... just idiot shit for idiot people and damn, it sucks there's enough idiots like that out there that somebody is marketing products like this to them

The World Cup is on Fox and there are commercials featuring that UFC guy talking about how America is bad ass because we're loud and say what we want to say because we're not pansies... it's absurd. Makes me wonder if people in England turn on the TV and see a guy dressed like a Red Coat talking about how bad ass it is to be Posh before he tries to sell you the Queens Tea Cups or whatever

Mine was hacking

Visually it looks like it's navigating a maze but 90s films taught me that when it finds the skull in the center of the maze it's successfully hacked the government

who's done this for the entire season and uploaded it to YouTube?

He didn't do a Nazi Salute though. I mean, he did, but not on purpose

He's just a massive fucking idiot who literally tried to thank people from his heart and stupidly ended up doing the Nazi Salute

It's hilarious. Like something out of a Naked Gun movie

People who support him know this so being willfully ignorant about it isn't really helping. Drop the, "he did a Nazi salute shit" and stick to the facts, like pointing out that he accidentally did a Nazi Salute because that's how big of a fucking moron he is

Outside of religion people who are anti-{alphabet} are just sheltered

Ya'll, transgender people existed in the 90s (and before). They were using whatever bathroom they wanted

You survived

OH NO!

Anyway, who cares?

If this is the shit you care about you need to spend less time on your phone

I'm so proud to American

This comic is better than any comic you ever see in r/comics

Pizza-whatever always makes the front page with some shit worse than Garfield

Frame 1: "I'm a strong independant woman!"

Frame 2: She throws up

Frame 3: She wipes her mouth

Frame 4: Sorry, I though about Trump

Reddit: OMG THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN EVER OMG HAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I use cook my ramen noodles in the bowl I would eat them out of

Looking back that's incredibly stupid but my thought at the time was, "I got to put the noodles in something, how about a bowl?"

So I'd put the noodles in a bowl (glass or porcelin or whatever they're made out of these days), pour water in, put it on the stove

Lucky the bowl never exploded on me

Why a pot wasn't the first thing that came to my mind I'll never know... Weirdly, I don't know when I realized I was being stupid. Just one day I was like, "I should put my noodles in a pot"