She may not have a receptionist, but does she have a cat?

We now go live to the official reaction of the American Fascist Party:

It is the exact textbook definition of obstruction of justice. It doesn't get any more obstruction of justice than to literally hide identities with the express stated goal of obstructing the work of the Department of Justice.

He's taking a page out of Trump’s "it's not a crime if you brag about it on tv" playbook.

How DARE the UN Secretary General express the blindingly obvious truth?! The nerve! 🤦

Big "I'm sorry you were offended by the correct things I said and did" energy

Brilliant art except for one annoying detail. Fixed it

Have you tried turning her off and on again?

Being a shill for the Israeli apartheid regime is the LEAST "maverick" thing you can possibly do in American politics.

To break with the left to join everyone else in enabling genocide isn't a brave and principled stand. It's ignorance at best, but more likely morally bankrupt cowardice.

Go home NBC, you're drunk on neoliberal gaslighting. Again.

members of the military directed pepper spray at the military police who came to detain the soldiers.

Holy shit! It's one thing when fascist politicians and their other brainwashed supporters resist justice, but when soldiers attack soldiers, "potential civil war" isn't even hyperbole anymore!

*10th count of interstate human trafficking sanctioned and committed by the criminal government of fascist-occupied Texas

The majority of those are coming across it accidentally

Source: teenagers caught in the act by their parents

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My favourite joke of his is a very lowkey one: changing his twitter display name to Mar 🐫

laying off 1,100 employees as a way to "modernize our organization and get even leaner

Yeah because that's what we want of the ones in charge of publishing, administering and providing support for some of the most played games in the world now and historically: leanness! The fewer people to take care of important things, the better! 🤦

I know that he's talking to investors rather than players, but come on! Also, there's nothing "modern" about stupidly trying to increase profits via mass layoffs without expecting blowback and for quality to suffer. That's some 1700s bullshit right there.

If anyone or anything is facilitating piracy of Nintendo games on an enormous scale, it's the asinine anti-consumer policies of Nintendo themselves.

It works because they're fascists.

One of the main pillars of every fascist movement is "we're the only normal ones". It's how they justify othering, persecuting, and abusing everyone who's not a cishet white fascist Christian, preferably male.

To a fascist, anyone who's not "normal" is one of the OTHERS and thus scary and evil and needs to be suppressed and hidden away, if not violently eradicated.

And I had been on such a good run of nobody saying shit relevant to this comic..😮‍💨

but campaign says issue is not part of Democrats’ agenda

Fucking hell! Every time either of them says something truly based, some DNC lackey comes and spoils it by saying that! 🤬

Reminds me of the first time a friend of mine and his dad went to London. They were both more or less fluent, though his dad less so:

My friend's dad, trying to order an extra rare steak: "A bloody steak, please"

Waiter, without missing a beat: "Certainly, sir. Would you like some fucking potatoes with that?"

Musk going against his stated principles? Surely not!