Bless your heart

Cries in lactose intolerance.

I'm shipping out to Boston

A closed down gas station with a price set at $4.20. Some worker had a great last day.

There is an indy game called Barony that does this. I got this message when closing the game after getting smooshed by a boulder.

As an undecided, never trumper, Trump looked like an asshat. The oldest trick in the rhetoric books is to attack the person instead of the subject. A sure sign of weakness.

Almond joy

My non technical but space fan wife loves this and we are both going to install it because, why not!

Rhubarb liquor is something you have on hand?

Padding fixes everything

Comes great responsibility

This is the only kind of comment where I miss the r place.

Even better yet the r/softwaregore sub removed my post because google gets posted too often.

The most accurate take. I honestly agree with most of the people here saying this isn't unreasonable when these aren't requirements meant to be met at 100%. But honestly they are written so poorly and reed like you need all of them. You hit the nail on the head. Bad requirements sent to the dev lead, unclear details about what kind of candidates can fill the role, and poorly written job requirements.

Only reason i clicked this post

This is the way

That catagorically makes is worst since it is trying to tell me to out code into my program.

Touching grass

Rethinking so many life choices.

I made apple cider in the slow cooker all day and drank that with some bourbon. Nice warm spices always hits the spot.