If a child commits a crime in the UK, the Crown revokes their childhood licence; not legally a child, ergo not legally a children's prison

Lemmy: Cars are a plague and shouldn't exist, communities need functional public transit

Also Lemmy: Someone used public transit when they could have walked? Pathetic.

How else am I supposed to win at therapy?

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes... It was their final, most essential command

Makes sense for the school that expels women for being assaulted. As if I needed another reason to hate BYU

If only he could guard me from giardia 😔

Assuming y'all aren't just fucking around, reading the comments here is actually really cool, tangentially interacting with people who have internet stories from well before I was born

I'm just from the dialup era, and I still feel old online a lot of the time, but then someone here is like "yeah, Berners-Lee invented HTTP just to make a website to mock me"

I'm pretty sure it's jaicilgin

Have I got the tool for you

Can't believe you've got me supporting something hypothetical Trump did

Hey, I'd appreciate it if you made a new account for each post and comment you make, seeing the same username on each of them is advertising and deeply offends me

If you're passionate enough about something to infodump all over me, then, well....

Turns out I'm just really into people who reject the binary gender expectations of society, but I also really like the bi flag

Ligma parasitic microorganism

No, wait, don't do that

Good thing Hitler just wanted to annex the Sudetenland and not colonize it, he would have been a pretty bad guy otherwise

This is the same Google who decided that their entire suite of apps should have slightly differently-shaped blue/green/red/yellow icons instead of anything recognizable

Not with a bang, but a womp womp