I don't want those fuckers anywhere near my kids. Not only are they fucking nuts, but this is the kind of shit that always winds up with a bunch of pedos "protecting the children"

Those people are what mental illness look like.

How many times would one have to say "I learned everything i needed to know about mass media piracy from u/spez on reddit" for google to really work its magic?

"Oh c'mon. It's not like that. I just wanna talk. We can talk about anything. The internet, attractive females, the matrix, the political assassination of your favorite celebrity. Anything."

Sorry guys. Shit's kinda fucked up here, but there are some real heroes getting busy up here. We're almost out of stuff to burn I think, and people keep stealing fire fighters gear to try and save their own property so yeah, at this rate, climate will win shortly and there won't be anything left soonish.

Again, sorry guys.

The disapproving and insulted look of a Canadian when you've done something so stupid that they can't even apologize for it.

It's when there's no apology or jokes, just the look, that you know you've become the stupidest fucker north of these here prairies and bears ya know.

Now that's the guy i want teaching my kids History. Sure, there are more effective ways of teaching it. But if my kid comes home calling the south "the small dick energy failure squibs of the civil wars losing team" after school, I'd be pretty alright with that.

And that my good dudes, is how Erectus happens.

Oh no. This is terrible. Granted X was a safe place for assholes, haters, nazis and those who obviously have had violent and repeated harsh brain trauma that shouldn't have ever happened, but so much laughter comes from the bullshit Cusk has pulled I don't know if the internet will ever recover.

Everything this dude does turns to memes of failure.

"I am not here for your shit right now, but we're working on it"

Sips coffee. hit's joint

That was a delight to read.

like reading a rainbow.

Steve could go by Teve

I remember sitting in malls eating vanilla pudding out of miracle whip jars for the same effect. Windex bottle full of of blue kool aid.

If you're lucky one of your friends had a camera or a disposable. There was barely internet. So when you did stupid shit like that, you knew it was stupid and that's why the guard rushes you out the door as you leave a trail of pudding that has been leaking/falling from your chin due to the inability to keep it in your mouth from laughter and a choke hold.

It makes me so happy people still actively do shit like that. Only way more clever and tactful.

Depending on which subs you see, the assholes have won. Holy shit the amount of right wing bullshit that got into the place. Like wallstreet silver. I didn't much give a shit before it started looking like the front page of diet stormfront.

The remaining mods are at large, S class window lickers and ableist who have been applying to get a position for years and just now get their chance to goatse the corpse of what was once a great website. Started seeing tons of people getting banned for the most petty of shit. Buddy of mine got a 30 day ban for linking another sub reddit in his comment.

Of course, I got banned too. on my 12th cake day no less, for saying a kids attitude was going to get him beat up in high school or worse.

But if anything, there are so many folks out there that can say they were there before they got spez'd and the assholes took over. It was nice for a while, but in the end, fuck reddit.

Oddly satisfying. I kinda want a piece for my desk.

I dunno man. If that joint hit's like old fucked up Ben is sayin' there, I might be swayed.

No lie, I thought the whole time that smug asshole was gonna show up online, or twatting away on the Internets true haven for hate speech, and say he bought reddit or was trying to.

He's rich and fucking dense enough to do it.

I am so excited to get to eat this. when I can afford it.

But when I can, fuck yeah let's go.

Just don't make eye contact and have plenty of strawberry jam on hand to muck up any communications.

Let the man meme his mods in peace for chists sake!

Does he look like a bitch?

Well, yeah. This ain't Marcellus Wallace. Tump's a bitch.

Albert Einstein was a genius. It is just too bad about his brother, Frank.

That guy was a monster.