Pulling an Elon Musk and insulting your base? Bold move

Gotta resist fascism somehow

"crucial aid to Israel"? What is Israel in danger of running out of white phosphorus bombs?

No, that's vs American school food. Occasionally the Internet will have cultural exchanges where students from various countries show off their lunches and American lunches always take last and just show how little we care about students or nutrition.

Whatever the biggest televised event is in the next twenty four hours. I'm going to materialize naked live in air screaming "the end is nigh unless we repent" and then go into a list of ecological and social reforms.

Circle jerking against vegans is a pasttime of the Internet denizens

Is the kid doing a super rude gesture or just a weird gesture?

And we got Al Capone on tax evasion instead of murder as well. So what?

Can they just eat themselves already? The in fighting always seems less serious than how they attack outsiders

A lot of smaller places only have like two options for going out to eat and one is a subway attached to a gas station

Hey hey. We don't claim him. He's South African.

How does that two faced piece of shit keep getting elected

Fucking barbarians not knowing Latin and Greek. Literally means horse racing course

The JillStein Bot explaining why Joe Biden shouldn't be allowed to be the next president, really not updating their talking points

Lowe's is difficult as Home Depot is way worse. Like yeah they didn't roll back DEI but likely because they didn't have any to begin with and are a huge Trump supportet

That's a thought terminating cliche that doesn't actually help anything or progress the conversation.

Well done Democrats. Continually paving the way in fucking us over

I feel like canonically the volcano can destroy the one ring but Daffy Duck has survived total body disintegratation without issue so would burst out burnt to a crisp and screaming with his tail feathers on fire.

Fucking cowards can't even pretend they jerk off to a free market

Wow you really project a lot onto one short sentence. Ignoring any reference to historical resistance in order to feel superior about your views.