I am sorry, but the infinite monkeys theorem specified typewriters. Hand-writing does not count

Not as hard as daddy am I rite?

Bashing Dillweed will never be not funny

I thought he died last year?

He will ask you to keep his wife's name out of your fucking mouth (ง’̀-‘́)--@)｡•́‿•̀｡)۶

1 kg

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Don't you mean one pound, abbreviated lb?

Dilbert often has single-punchline strips where the punchline is spread over multiple panels, followed by someone commenting on the punchline. The punchline is usually that Dilbert is the smart straight man and everyone around him is incompetent (The same thing is made fun of in the pony comic). Finally, Adams has a bad habit of drawing his characters chest-up, hiding most of the character behind the desk or the edge of the panel (so he does not have to draw hands).

Those are the the things made fun of in the zippy strip, first the characters point out how you only see the top of them, then the "joke" is a jab at the repetitive punchlines, then the boss follows up with a nonsensical comment on the punchline. The stilted speech and Zippy standing behind the corner in the final panel are more in line with the Zippy comic strips than with Dilbert.

Haha yes! I also think that public praise of healthy, stable personalities and realistic body standards is insincere grandstanding.

Could someone please explain the punchline to me?

For a moment there i thought tshirt scam bots have finally come to lemmy and I was like "nature is healing"

Fortunately people have alternatives to driving and walking, because predatory birds (and some insects) grow large enough to carry a human.

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The famous magic miss and her magic miss' ile

Well maybe the romans were just faster than them?

Everything can be a slur if we put our hearts into it ❤

There is nothing in the picture that would suggest an untoward relationship between the sheep and it's owner. Please get your mind out of the gutter. /s

Crop dusting your annoying coworkers on your way out of the office has proven mental health benefits

Oschi

For the lucky 10000, the printer wants Paper Cartridge , load letter size - "please put letter-sized paper into the paper feed cartridge". You can see the dude mess with the cartridge during the scene and he does not put it back in right, and you can see the cartridge with paper inside in the scene where they destroy the printer

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