1. Slim fork, wide handle.

"The things I do for love."

It feels so real in how disappointing the experience becomes for the straight characters. That would be my reaction if I went into that thing to be frightened, and I get David S. Pumpkins instead. By the way, you're not alone as I read years ago that Tom Hanks doesn't get it either.

"Cheer up, human. One day you'll win at Counter Strike."

If I can't see the vet, they can't see me.

I learned my email was hacked when my hacker kindly let me know he hacked it. "Hi I just hacked you email you should probably change your password." Yep. My internet activity is so pathetic and fruitless a hacker had pity on me.

The thing that must really hurt is that the cat held itself steady for her husband's photo.

Be Vincent Price.

Look how hairless you are. She's trying to keep you warm. Good kitty.

Lazy owners.

Aww. Kitty likes being the small spoon. ❤

Cats come in chocolate? 🤎

First time I am seeing 2 cats share 1 box.

It would be so hard to stop petting that cat. She's so cute. 😻

He looks like you just woke him up.

"I am cat. Comfort is where I am."

May your enemies run with fear.

Dreaming of making lemon cakes.

He jumped back before the dog reacted. Diabolical.

He's too pretty to be outside. Get him back inside, in a photo studio because he belongs on magazine covers.