Get your own gateway. Don't rent theirs.

Republicans masturbate to the idea of elderly people being denied the basic necessities in life because they were unable to earn enough for a retirement due to the uncontrollable greed of the ultra wealthy.

The best thing about wet socks is that I'll die some day and never remember the feeling of wearing wet socks again.

This happens a lot. AMC shot a show that my daughter was in. They completed filming the entire show and 3 months before the release they mothballed it for the tax write-off.

Blocking a road doesn't affect anyone's supply lines enough to affect any change. If it did there would be much harsher laws and penalties when some fuckhead is on their phone and gets in an accident disrupting traffic flow.

Thanks to Trump, America doesn't make any cents.

It's almost like you shouldn't trust the judgement of people who believe inter-dimensional space wizards are real

I had a very sturdy, energetic dog who loved chasing a thrown ball. He was tied to a long rope (about 100 feet). I did not pay attention to where the rope was and threw the ball and he exploded from my side and flew like a rocket after the ball. The rope, unfortunately, was tied to a tree in the direction I was throwing but was curled behind me. I was wearing shorts and as the rope started to be pulled away, it pulled up against both of my calves and abraded all of the skin from the backs of my legs away in a moment, and then the rope was pulled taught, deftly swiping both of my legs out from underneath me, dropping me backwards onto my head on a stone patio, splitting my scalp and spraying blood all over my white canvas outdoor furniture. The dog looked very proud for catching the ball when he loped up to me afterwards.

If Democrats weren't cowards that would have the Senate fire up a RICO investigation regarding the conspiracy to show revenge porn on the house floor and indict all of the sitting Republican house members.

Those characters aren't from Star Wars. They are from Stargate. Easy to see how you might confuse them.

Lady, you got creampied by Casper. Eat the L.

He is an illegal immigrant.

So unfair. Meanwhile, if a flock of seagulls picks you up and flies away with you, there are no legal consequences for them whatsoever.

Pee when you have the chance.

I will experiment with not eating at Wendy's in 2025.

Ugh. This post is so dated.

Meteors and volcanoes have never had anything to do with it. Every so often horseshoe crabs rise up and cleanse the planet of filth.

Christian terrorists strike again.

Cordless stick vacuum. Roomba's don't do as well with ash because of the spinning brush.

Donald Trump bumps his head and wakes up as an objective and rational person willing and capable of acting for the good of his country and the world instead of his own unintelligent, narcissistic ways.