I bet irresponsible owners were involved.

Uh, disagree. Chocolate tastes MUCH better at room temperature.

Men are only less emotional if you don't consider things like anger emotions. Which is bullshit.

A lot of great ideas here, but also sinus are such a terrible design. Please no more sinuses.

I miss tether points. We have these super expensive, slippery devices and we have to stick something like a pop socket onto them to be able to get a good grip on them. I used to have these little dangly thumb loops that if I dropped my phone, it would just dangle there instead of slamming into the ground. It's very minor, but I don't understand why they don't have them anymore.

We don't deserve dogs. But I'm glad they put up with us.

You know about Libby, right? You can borrow ebooks from the library and read them on your ereader. It's amazing.

I'm a woman who hates shopping. I like nice clothes, but spending time in a mall is my idea of torture most of the time. shrug

If I'm going shopping, it's because I need something specific and it's more like a scavenger hunt, which can be fun if I'm in the right mood.

Wall-E!

Yeah, cause getting Trump elected is going to have SO MUCH BETTER outcome for the Palestinian people. Sure.

To me this is creepy as hell. It says that dude likes to see people pretend to be happy when they're really very sad. I would wonder why the hell someone would send that to me if I wasn't crying and trying to be polite and smile when accepting my delivery, which doesn't make it any less creepy.

Unless you're snuggled up in bed, and very happy about it.

I refinanced and said "anyone but Wells Fargo" closed and a couple of months later, who buys my mortgage? You guessed it. Wells Fargo. Bastard people.

It's not the most involved or technical, but "My Toad is frozen," always makes me giggle a little.

Oooh, what about the air getting so dry that my sinuses crack and bleed, seeping blood in a post-nasal drip into my stomach, making me low-level nauseated for months on end! My skin and lips I can moisturize, but not much I can do about my sinuses unless I want to humidify my house to the point where the windows start growing mold. Fun times!

Everyone will let the Wookie win?

Learn to swim!

I'm 42f and have two sisters, six and eight years older than me. I live (by choice, not necessity) with my mom and eldest sister, and our middle sister lives about 10 miles away with her husband and kids. We get together regularly and are very close. During my childhood I was the odd one out because I was so much younger, but the older we get, the closer we get.

I don't notice much of a difference myself, but those around me tell me that there's a huge difference in my behavior between when I'm exercising regularly and when I'm not. And my roomates have let me know that they prefer that I keep up my exercise routine, as it makes me more pleasant to be around, lol.

"Also too" drives me up a wall.