It is bloody irritating when there's anime boobies in my face, while trying to loot my enemies for every resource they have.

Yes, Trump of all people sees how fucked up this is, because it is tanking his ratings.

You just think your visit to the backrooms was a dream, you actually got eaten by a mimic.

You are just cute balls of fluff now, eh?

Her actions lead to EXTINCTION.

I'm not a girl, and I have this mindset.

Eat my shorts!

When someone stops me to ask me for directions, I glance around for people about to jump me.

They will try to see if you fit as well, just shamelessly be like "oops, guess I can't swallow you, have a nice day then!" Waddles away

I forgot about that. Thanks, for nothing annon.

Now they are going to need a wall to keep american's out.

Idk why Ibread fisting

It's suspicious that mainstream media never reports this.

That's the idea, does not take 40 hours a day of soul sucking to do a good job.

Ooh real statistics use on our Lemmy! Thank you bery munch!

Do I have to send a picture of myself doing a hard pose too?

China has dark factories with no humans.

I can imagine that.

I have another idea, since I only have 4 months to live, I might as well say that a woodchipper for anyone who says AI is inevitable, could solve this problem.

Surprisingly, I tend to remember people's names.

Probably because the word comes with a vidual example.

I also mix up names often

We only need like 1/3 the work I do. I'd accept slower services for the ability to touch grass.

I had bleeding for hours, and whatever is wrong with my stomach meant an endless cycle of nausea and being waterboarded by my own blood.