*looking intensely into the gunk buildup*

A water multiplexer (faucet) and a water demultiplexer (showerhead).

With context, this sentence can be simplified to

有屎必有尿；有尿不必有屎。

For those interested in the packaging, here's a transcript.

通用名稱：寵物零食??

品名：多特思寵物零食?條

口味：雞肉口味

原料組成：凍雞肉、水、魚?、???、??車前子殼

???組成：牛磺酸、???、?多酚

樣品成分分析保證值（以????）：粗蛋白質 ≥ 4.0%、粗脂肪 ≥ ???%、粗纖維 ≤ 2.5%、粗灰分 ≤ ???%、牛磺酸 ≥ 0.05%、水分 ≤ ?.0%

生產企業：?州??寵物食品有限公司

生產地址：?東省*大?

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Correct

correct

The first interpretation. I'm not sure whether or not it is true.

I can't unsee it now. thank you!

They usually come in bursts. I've buffered them.

It is meant to be taken literally. It seems that I've consumed way too much sugar. (30 g / 1000 ml is normal to me)

Unfortunately, the game doesn't allow this.

I have licked both. Licking table salt is more intense.

not yet

Sometimes I want to piss even when my bladder is mostly empty

Thank you. I misinterpreted 'post' as social media posts.

Did you cast Phase Shift on the pylon?

texts, clothes. consonant clusters.

I've seen a type of hot dog where the synthetic meat stick is coated with sweet batter and then fried. The coating puffs* up and makes the whole thing look big. Maybe this is how they would supersize it.

*edit

edit 2: Apparently it's called corn dog

The IME is in Chinese mode, so the turtle would have likely typed nothing.

如果你是臺灣人的話，就當我沒說