You always put the cereal bowl in the milk bowl so the cereal doesn't get soggy.

Someone has to do the cooking.

It's one pool liner, Donald, how much could it cost? Fourteen million dollars?

Birds aren't even real.

Wrong. I don't know why Jay Hulme feels the need to lie but there is more than one gun store in Mexico.

A quick look at Wikipedia clearly shows that there are actually two gun stores.

That's a lot of ecstasy.

What if you can't pass rule 1: be attractive and rule 2: don't be unattractive?

Edit: Asking for a friend.

FIVE tits? That's disgusting, where is it?

What do you know, MAGA was right, Fetterman was not mentally fit to be a Senator.

Hi diddly ho neighborino! 'bout to wreck your mentally unstable ass.

You've just offended the Jamaican guy who doesn't have US citizenship.

Username checks out.

Is this any better for you?

Yeah OP, show us a picture of you wearing it!

What a small world! I just sent his son an advance-fee recently to help him acquire some unclaimed money.

It'd be more merciful to euthanize the animal than send it to an abusive home for the rest of its life.

Indoor cows obviously require more supervision than outdoor cows. That's just common sense.

They already cost more and considering they have worse gas mileage, they paying more taxes on fuel as well.

I agree with the parking though, back of the lot with ya.

Well maybe he should finish his damn meal then.

Even snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!