Nah the tooth fairy requires you to tell your parents as part of her fairy contract.

For all we know, he does wear a cape.

Is Megyn Kelly really against circumcision now or something?

Vote Republican again, I'm sure they'll fix it!

EXTREMELY rare Piers W

His drug use is the least concerning thing about him.

I've literally never heard Gen Z described as tech savvy.

What people are missing in the comments is that you can choose to play a bot match if that's what you want. But you CAN'T sign up to play against people and guarantee that that's what you'll be doing. And they are not transparent about it.

Innocent bystanders? I guess there were some journalists there.

Withdraw support? They know he doesn't need votes anymore, right? 🥴

Win the WH, win both houses of Congress, blow up the filibuster and enact national protections for abortion.

Will it work? Probably not. It definitely won't happen if Trump wins, though.

Plus if Trump wins, Alito and Thomas retire and get replaced by 25 year old fascists and things get even worse for decades.

I dunno if you were being sincere or intentionally obtuse, but it's kind of straightforward that we have to win.

Is he being a weirdness shield for the GOP? Like every time we make fun of Trump or Vance he has to do something like this to distract people?

If they are referring to Christianity, the only time the new testament really says this is in a letter from Paul which was not actually written by him and a likely forgery. Jesus himself was radically egalitarian.

I personally find it easier to sidestep the rights issue and just say "we CAN ensure everyone has healthcare, so we should do that". Whether people have a right or not is sort of irrelevant if you see government as having a duty to materially improve people's lives.

Why would it sustain those numbers? It's fine to play a cool game, be satisfied with it, and then move on.

Well, you're going in the dishwasher unsafely then.

Even the top part is not innocuous when it's vaccines they say they "can't" do.

They can think it violates the Brazilian constitution all they like, my understanding is that the supreme court already weighed in on the issue and that's the only opinion that matters in most countries.

Last panel is ironically conformist.

SCOTUS rules the Constitution unconstitutional.