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YottaDren 101 points 2 years ago

Ok so my experience comes from catching chickens and clawed ducks as a child, so assuming you're a full grown adult, and this chart, the ratios are the same.

You gotta catch them from surprise, from the back, but it sounds like you're already in the fight if shit goes down. The beak is your issue. The wings are just a distraction. Get the pelican bastard from the neck, as high as possible if you can and try to grab the legs. ChatGPT says they don't really use their legs to fight, but worst case, start swinging it. I bet once you clamp on the beak, it'll be hard for it to open. Like how alligators can chomp down, but have trouble opening. Once it's subdued, it might stay freaked out for a while. You just gotta hold it until it accepts defeat.

Then take it to your mom and she'll take the head and feathers off for dinner.

Best of luck brother.

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YottaDren 100 points 2 years ago

Damn is it really like 80% tax

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YottaDren 91 points 3 years ago

Holy cow. Meadow's law sounds like it's for punishing people with genetic diseases or the worst luck

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YottaDren 63 points 9 months ago

"shocking" is a strong word

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YottaDren 41 points a year ago

Dr. Frankenstein gave the monster life. Therefore, it should get his last name.

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YottaDren 38 points 3 years ago

In her defense, she's probably only seen the movie "Easy A"...

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YottaDren 25 points 2 years ago

Rad

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YottaDren 23 points 2 years ago

Impress your friends by ordering a tiny umbrella for your beer!

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YottaDren 23 points 2 years ago

I guess I'm going back to not walking.

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YottaDren 21 points 3 years ago

Small wordplay and rhymes that come to mind from time to time

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YottaDren 21 points 2 years ago

Not necessarily true! If your home already has a thermostat, then nest has a website where you answer some questions and they let you know if it can be replaced with a thermostat. Only 4 wires are needed typically.

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YottaDren 16 points 3 years ago

Every damn time

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YottaDren 15 points 2 years ago

The man is out of CONTROL.

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YottaDren 14 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't mind a sequel to the movie Day Without A Mexican

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YottaDren 11 points 3 years ago

It's awesome to see he beat that cancer

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YottaDren 10 points 3 years ago

This was definitely an energy drink commercial right?

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YottaDren 10 points 4 months ago

Solid reference

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YottaDren 8 points a year ago

CLASSIC

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YottaDren 8 points 3 years ago

This guy is pretty talented

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YottaDren 7 points 3 years ago

ATK just did a short video on this. It's probably not as detailed as you might want but here you go. I believe Teflon is used because it is so innocuous, but the chemicals used underneath to make it stick are very bad for you. https://youtu.be/2RJkIPT-jLs?si=w0X3lpQK9tnaMmbA

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