My current phone still works, too expensive, durability concerns (my current phone would not be working were it a foldable), center crease, looks like a pain to repair (right to repair hell yeah!), and most importantly...

...why? What do I gain by going with a foldable? My current phone doesn't need to fold to fit in my pocket, and it doesn't have so many compromises.

A bog ass telescope! That or a zeppelin baloon.

For a moment I thought this was about tanking in FFXIV

Wizard forgot the semicolon glyph

Brexit means no more Gas Gas Gas for you! Or would it be Petrol Petrol Petrol?

Half the galaxy accepts cookies without reading what they're used for.

The voice of the lady from Remember Me gives me mad gender envy :P