Money can't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a house than cry on the streets.

Come now, let's say it how it really is: Jesus is very clearly a lich!

That's most likely the result of a lot of dust/dirt and wind I think.

I'd love to see a resurgence in popularity of cravats just because they look cool as all hell.

Where I'm from, optometrists always ask "one, two, or are both the same?" I've never had any issue with that.

Keju

I love how the cat looks so done with life!

The Steel Samurai ringtone from Ace Attorney. I don't know why I love it so much.

That's just a misspelling of the word "thing"

Edited to add: I think the problem was that the person confessed to their crush after they had three dates where they also probably already confessed which I assume was extremely embarrassing for them given the post.

Seeing as this was a few years after Perry's gunboat diplomacy, Japan had finally opened up trade relations with the rest of the world. It's no wonder that during this period, Japanese items were a huge hit with the upper classes at the time, birthing the first Japanophiles. In other words, weebs were a 19th century thing! (Edited cuz typo)