I don't really get why it's eating up the public attention. If you've ever had a pool or tank, you know algae is a pain to deal with, and it's a nothingburger compared to everything else happening - yet the memes flow.

It's like the modern 'tan suit moment'.

I wasn't ever a huge bionicle fan but this post kicked loose a memory of the little ball bionicles on Toys R Us shelves back when both of those were things

and now I have to go be sad that I am old and fat instead of small and cute, so thanks for that hah

I knew several people who would have a smoothie or some shit doordashed to work daily while simultaneously complaining they can't afford food

I'm in this photo and don't like it

not an international auxiliary language

Hasn't stopped people from trying to hammer it into one (i.e kokanu)

The Salvation Army has, throughout it's history, stuck with the anti-gay stance of it's Christian roots, and for some reason everybody remembered that this season.

Reading through history is like, "oh wow what a cool unique culture!" Then you get to the part where a missionary shows up and starts taking it apart or suddenly there's a civil/holy war that obliterates most traces of the old culture.

In many cases the missionaries were slaughtered, but they sent more, or sent armies. Heck, the British had to try like 5-6 times to take over one particular Indian kingdom (that I can't remember off the top of my head).

Never underestimate the power of sheer persistence and a rabid dedication to a cause.

Sbrensbeve

everybody knows squirrel girl is op

Almost fuck all happened after the Snowden leaks

Almost fuck all happened after the Panama Papers

Almost fuck all will happen with this clown show

so a game where you become The Stanley Parable Adventure Line(tm)

yes

Seriously, it's not just annoying, it's a big privacy issue.

I love the comments here.

OP: uses AI to illustrate five-second throwaway gag

average poster: is that AI? burn him! burn the witch!

armchair plumbers: you can't bury pipes that shallow, and why the heck would you do direct burial?

armchair engineers: do you know how much heat you're wasting?!

It exists

https://www.thedrive.com/...

having seen the depths that factorio and satisfactory nerds go to I think dwarven games would go over well

Isn't the UK also having it's own right wing problems?

I have given this some thought. Consider:

• it is known that boys like a cool stick
• men are just large boys
• sticks come from trees

Thus I conclude the ideal floral gift for a man is a potted tree

Welp, next phone is gonna be a challenge to pick.

AI finally did something useful!

It's a @truewagner bit.